Keep Austin Bridges, Please God!
Austin has bridges, there is no arguing that, but what are we going to do about it? This is no laughing matter. Bridges allow free travel. What will Amercia, let alone Austin, be without these magnificant man-made structures? Bubkus, that's what. An absolute, completely bottomless bubbling brook of warm bubkis! And I don't want that for my Austin! He's a good boy and will make the honors roll this semester. Please. Please. Think about the bridges!!
I'm Really Serious About These Bridges!
Is this what you really want, America?! Bring those bridges! Close the gap! The elite are
stealing our babies, our money, but most importantly; our BRIDGES! If we are to sit here
and let some money-grubbing food-launderers up in Washington tell us what to do with our
bridges, then, well, we aren't really AMERICA now are we? Give it some serious thought,
citizens of Austin. I'm getting pipin-hot pissed off just typing all of this.
Get out there and vote Bridges 2024! Seriously?! Is this even under consideration? Bubkus!
Wacky Bridges Photo Contest:
Bring on those wacky crazy bridge entries for your chance to win a free COVID vaccine!
Entries must include an actual photo of a bridge. (Not a picture of your yorkie-mix, Katherine!
This is a serious coalition!!!!) All entries must be submitted through
postal by at least January 03, 2022 so that we have a real chance at halting this
election and to save our precious Austin bridges!
Three winners will be selected based on various
bridge criteria including, but not limited to; foundation, material, thickness of the pillars, number of beams, and MUCH MUCH MORE!
There are three divisions to choose from!
> Arch Bridge Division
> Cantilever Bridge Division
> Suspension Bridge Division
ABSOLUTELY NO PICTURES OF TRUSS BRIDGES ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE FOLLOWING LAST YEAR'S INCIDENT!!!
The Save The Austin Keep Austin Bridges Foundation Federation is looking forward to reviewing all of
your beautiful bridge submissions!